To play some of the following DivX clips you will need to have the DivX Mpeg Video Codec installed on your system (download it for FREE from HERE). It's worth having this installed on your system as DivX is fast becoming a new standard. (Talking of DivX clips, my Xmas Chortles 2 DivX movie trailer is online!! Check it out for some 'Bits' type destructive capers!) NOTE: If it tries to play the video files directly from the net rather than save them onto your hard-drive simply click the link with your RIGHT mouse button and select 'Save Target As...' instead. (If you try to play the DivX clips WITHOUT having the codec installed you will just get the audio).
This Bits video montage started out life as a 9 meg AVI (and that's with NO audio!) FeekZoid then added audio (the Bits theme) and gave it the DivX compression treatment. The resulting file is only 501kb and contains assorted Bouff clips!
Bouff Montage [AVI] (requires DivX codec) - [501kb]
This stunning video montage features plenty of MOUTHWATERING clips from Bits including the girls tied up together, Bouff on the bog (Hehe!), Emily D with her mouth full (oo-er), Bouff bouncing around in THAT tennis outfit and you even get the "Me so Hornby" clip bolted on the end too! The excellent music in this clip was produced by Tonka Black and was actually the opening track on the CD I sent in to the Bits team! The clip is available in two formats ... My thanks to Mat Recardo for producing the AVI version of this clip and to Craig Sears for encoding the RealVideo version (which is actually comparable in quality to the big DivX version!) Click on a link below to download the file of your choice.
Bits Video Montage 1 [AVI] (requires DivX codec) - [11.6mb]
A whopping three and a half minutes of madness and mayhem from the Bits girls here in this spanky montage of Bits clips. As well as featuring some classic moments from series 3 (and the elusive T4 episodes) you also get a whopping chunk of clips from series 4. The montage features a superb extended remix of the catchy 'Bits & Pieces' tune by Terminal Storm. Interestingly, this video montage was a actually projected onto the giant wallscreens at the DNA nightclub in Birmingham during the first Back in Time Live event!! Hehehe! Cheers to Mat Recardo for producing the web friendly versions of this montage (and for cleaning up my dodgy edits!)
Bits Video Montage 2 [AVI] (320 x 240) - (requires DivX codec) - [20mb]
Now you can see Bouff's stunning appearance on the Channel 5 karaoke quiz thingy 'Night Fever' doing her 'Big Spender' solo. Not only did she look absolutely amazing but she belted out a pretty darn good version of 'Big Spender' too! There are THREE versions of this clip:- A small 5 meg AVI version, a bigger, smoother and beautifully clear 21 meg AVI version and a 6 meg RealVideo version. My thanks once again to Mat Recardo for producing the AVI versions of this clip and to Craig Sears for encoding the RealVideo version.
Night Fever 'Big Spender' [AVI] (192 x 144) - (requires DivX codec) - [5.38mb]
During the 5th series of Bits I sent all the new music remixes featured on this site to the producer of the show, Aldo Palumbo. He liked the tunes and actually featured one by Kam Wah on the show!! Not only was the tune featured on the last show in series 5 but the girls also made a little music video for it! Cool!! So thanks go to Kam Wah for producing the tune, Aldo for deciding to use it on the show, the Bits girls for making the music video and Mat Recardo for producing this web version!
Bits 'KamWah' Music Video [ASF] (320 x 240) - [2.39mb]
Imagine my surprise one morning when I should wake up all bleary eyed, grope around for the remote control (fnar!), switch on the box to see what's happening in the world and there's a happy smiling Aleks Krotoski on the screen! Wowzers! A bit of frantic tape searching ensued and I managed to get her little gaming featurette on video. (Thanks go to Mat Recardo for producing this web version).
Aleks on the Big Breakfast [ASF] (320 x 240) - [7.59mb]
Here's ANOTHER surprise sighting of the lovely Miss Krotoski. This time Aleks was spotted on the BBC Choice showbiz gossip fest 'Liquid News'. My thanks to the eagle-eyed Styler for noticing her appearance on the show, Auntie Beeb for putting the whole show on the net and, er, Uncle Kenz for converting it into a downloadable file. (Uncle Kenz?! Hehe!) Please note that the quality of the video is totally ARSE but you do get the ENTIRE show in a mere 5.76mb file!
Aleks on Liquid News [RM] (192 x 144) - [5.76mb]
You can now download the original Bits series 1 title sequence featuring Claudia Trimde (thanks to Kazz for sending me some old episodes of the show) and Styler has put together spiffy 'Real Video' versions of the two later Bits title sequences. I had a real pang of nostalgia when I tried the V.2 titles - now THAT was the show I fell I love with! Hehe! But the newer V.3 titles are cool too, very 'Xmas Chortles'-esque. You can download the title sequences by clicking the pics above or the links below.
Bits Titles (V.1) [MPG] (320 x 240) - (requires Media Player) - [3.97mb]
At around the time of the release of the Tomb Raider movie Channel 5 showed a documentary called 'Lara Croft - Lethal & Loaded' which featured all three Bits girls. You can now download a video file from this site which features their various appearances in the documentary. Cheers to Mat Recardo for doing a sterling job editing all the sections together (which wasn't easy!) and to Bouff (who is very vocal in the clip!) for mentioning that they were in the programme. There's a couple of grabs from the documentary below too. (Click on the pics for larger versions).
Lara Croft Documentary [AVI] (320 x 240) - (requires DivX codec) - [7.31mb]
To celebrate the three bazillionth (or whatever it was) clip to be shown on 'The Collective' they have recruited a whole host of familiar faces for a special celebrity version ... The luvverly Bits laydees were among the celebs and have provided a rather interesting selection of clips. These can now be downloaded from yonder Grab Fest rather than streamed online in jerky-o-vision ... Cor blimey Guv'nor! Warning:- The following clips contain no nudity whatsoever. You have been warned!
This Bouff video montage started life as an experiment with slowing down video footage on the PC. As soon as I heard the tune that's featured in the video montage I couldn't resist combining lots of slo-mo shots of Bouff. Making the whole clip black and white also adds to the (admittedly slushy) effect. The clip features footage of Bouff from her various film and TV appearances including 'Bits', 'Pervirella' and 'Mission:Paintball' etc. It also includes previously unseen footage filmed during the Bouff.tv photo shoot (including some rather revealing Nursey Bouff footage!) This was the first video file to be produced on the PC with my new DV video editing rig (with help from Mat Recardo with the editing, slo-mo and compression).
Wild Child Video [WMV file] (320 x 240) - [6.92mb]
Here we have the interview with Bouff that she did for the ITV1 show 'Big Screen X Certificate'. In the interview she talks to Anna Richardson about the rude films she's appeared in, discusses the sex scene she did with Eileen Daly in Pervirella and she even mentions the Bouff.tv website! Thanks to me old mucker Phil Walton for taping this for me so I could produce an online version. The interview lasts for over 3 minutes and you will probably need the latest version of Windows Media Player in order to view it.
Big Screen Interview [WMV file] (320 x 240) - [5.95mb]
This cool interview with Alex Chandon that was found on the net by KenShiro. The interview features Alex chatting about his Cradle of Fear movie, horror, blood, sex other generally lovely stuff like that. It also features some cool behind-the-scenes moments from Cradle of Fear including rare footage of Emily Bouffante!
Alex Chandon Interview [WMV file] (320 x 240) - [11.72mb]
As well as the above AVI's and ASF files etc. we also have some handy .MOV video files from the show. A hearty thanks and a big backslap to Rick Tanner from Lemon Productions for producing these for the Grab Fest. You will need the Quicktime 4 player on your system to play them which you can download from HERE. There's currently 18 video files to choose from so click on a link below to download any that tickle yer fancy. The quality ain't mindnumbing but the files are pretty small which is ideal if you need a quick 'Bits' fix!
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