If you have produced something Bits related which you would like included in this section then please email me with details of what you have produced. I'm after things like Bits Winamp skins, more desktop wallpapers and, well, anything Bits related basically! You will receive a nice ego-warming credit in this section if I add your contribution to the site.

The universe is being invaded by hordes of aliens and assorted weirdo's!! GIBBER!! Who can save us? The Bits girls of course!! The Bits Grab Fest in association with the mighty Boz proudly presents 'Galax-i-Bits' - A riotous retro romp for your PC. This is a game loosely (hehe!) based on the classic 'Galaxians' coin-op. 'Galax-i-Bits' allows you to take control of one of the lovely Bits babes and unleash DEATH and DESTRUCTION on a variety of attacking meanies ...

Click here to download Galax-i-Bits [5mb]

Installing Galax-i-Bits:- Once you've downloaded the game simply unzip it into an empty folder onto your hard-drive. Now run the Setup.exe program and follow the on-screen prompts. Please note that the game takes a while to unscramble its bits from its bytes when it's first loaded so please be patient.

The game has been tested on my gumby Pentium II 450MMX PC running Windows 98 and a 1GHZ AMD PC running Windows 2000 and works with no problems. You will need Direct X version 7.0, or preferably a later version, installed on your system in order to run Galax-i-Bits.

Galax-i-Bits features:

• 50 levels of frenzied blasting fun and frolics!! •
• 10 terrifying (?) end of level b**tards! •
• Classic retro style front-end screen! •
• The catchiest title tune ever (probably) •
• Cameos from classic game characters! •
• Keyboard controllable Bits babes! •
• Super smooth invading nasties! •
• Bits-tastic presentation screens! •
• Graphics and sound AT THE SAME TIME! •
• Bouff head to toe in rubber (Not really!) •

"I'm utterly gobsmacked! This is REALLY GOOD" - David Darling.

"This is probably the best ever Shoot 'Em Up! Amazing!!!"

"Totally wicked action!!! This is a well radical game!"

"An exhilirating realistic simulation! Great fun!"
(Note: The above quotes aren't necessarily talking about Galax-i-Bits).

A special tape version of Galax-i-Bits is NOT AVAILABLE!!

Do you remember those brilliant cartoon drawings of the Bits babes that they used to have on the back of their clipboards? I've been trying to trace the person who drew those superb pictures for YEARS and then suddenly, totally out of the blue, they contacted ME!
I was quite surprised to discover that the cartoon pictures had been drawn by a girl! Her name is Sasha Baker and she now lives in the United States. She used to live in Newcastle and was a huge fan of the show when it was on. During her time at college and Uni she was going through a bit of a gothy phase and used to put blue in her hair like Aleks! Sasha loves games and is currently working on a comic strip website.

Sasha has sent along three nice cartoon pictures of the Bits girls and I've also put online a superb backdrop featuring all three cartoon Bits babes. The backdrop was actually sent to me during the time I was helping out with series 5 of the show and I believe it was pinched off Emily Dunns PC - teehee! Look out for more cartoon Bits girl goodies coming from Sasha SOON!

Cartoon Aleks

Cartoon Emily

Cartoon Bouff

Bits Girls Wallpaper [846 x 579]

Here's a selection of Bits wallpapers so you can now plaster your PC with pics of the Bits girls. All you have to do to lay your mitts on the wallpaper is click on your screen resolution under the thumbnails below. When the pic has loaded you can hit the right button to 'Set as Wallpaper'. Easy peasy. The six wallpapers below were produced by me after having a fiddle with the Bits girls (oo-er!) in Adobe PhotoShop.

1152 x 864 | 1024 x 768 800 x 600

1152 x 864 | 1024 x 768 800 x 600

1152 x 864 | 1024 x 768 800 x 600

1024 x 768 | 800 x 600 600 x 480

1024 x 768 | 800 x 600 640 x 480

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The following two stylish (and BIG) greyscale Bouffy backdrops were sent in by Pixie. These ones are only available in one size and are zipped up so you will need to download and unzip them before you can adorn your desktop with the pics. There's also an Emily Newton Dunn desktop wallpaper which was sent in by Neil Burne ... Thanks guys!

1280 x 1024

1280 x 1024

1024 x 850

And here we have a pic I've entitled "Aldo's Angels" (Hehe!) Many thanks to the lovely Glockgal for producing the original picture and thanks also to Mat Recardo for adding the Charlies Angels inspired background. This one comes in three flavours ... (Er, sizes!)

1280 x 1024 | 1024 x 768 800 x 600

Superb! I've been hoping someone would make some Bits girls skins for the original classic Unreal Tournament game for ages and at long last somebody has! Many thanks to DAT who sent in these excellent character skins! All three of the Bits girls are now available as Unreal Tournament characters and they are even wearing familiar outfits from the show! They are so cool it's almost a shame to frag them ... (almost). The Zip file includes installation information.

Click here to download the Bits girls skins for Unreal Tournament [969kb]

This is a neat idea. Assorted pics of each Bits babe have been edited together in a video package to form a slideshow complete with background music. Each slideshow has been saved as a .WMV video file which you can play in your PC's media player. To download a slideshow right-click on a picture below and select 'Save Target As ...' My thanks to clipedesign for sending these slideshows all the way from the States. (It's good to see the Bits girls getting some international recognition!)

Aleks Slideshow [2.64mb]

Emily Slideshow [2.71mb]

Bouff Slideshow [3.37mb]

Here's a nifty Bits screensaver produced exclusively for this website by clipedesign in America. The screensaver features a selection of quality pics of the Bits babes along with the Bits theme tune. It also features some handy options that allow you to change the way the pictures are displayed, enlarge the pictures and turn off the (loud) music. It's the perfect thing to look at when your PC goes to sleep!

Click here to download the 961kb Zipped screensaver!

Here's a cool image that was produced by my chum Rick Tanner. It's a massive picture of the Bits 'B' logo which has been made out of lots of pictures of the Bits girls! The image is a whopping 3600 x 3600 pixels. To download the 2.10mb picture simply click the picture below to open the photo mosaic in a new window.

Here's something a little different for ya. If you are an ICQ user and have the ICQ PLUS upgrade for ICQ 2000 you can now have pics of the Bits girls on the ICQ windows instead of the normal dreary background. Click on one of the pics below to download the skin of your choice. (Thanks to Biggie for sending in these).

Now you can have hours of fun watching Aleks giving Bouff a back rub and tickling her (hehe!) thanks to these great Bits skins for 'The Sims!' To install the skins all you have to do is download the zip file and unzip it into the 'The Sims/GameData/Skins' folder (wherever you have the game installed). Thanks to Colin Parsons for producing the skins and sending them to me and thanks also to Rich Morrish for testing them. Click HERE or on the pic below to download the Bits skins.

But that's not all!! Now we have a fantastic second set of Bits skins for The Sims which were produced by Neil Burne. There's a great selection in the Zip file he sent over and he's done an excellent job converting the outfits that the girls wear on the show. Neil also made sure there's plenty of Emily Dunn skins cos she's his fave Bits babe. Thanks to M.K (aka Elric) for testing the skins for me and for producing the screenshot below. Click HERE or on the pic below to download Neils Bits skins.

There's now ten skins for Winamp available for all you Bits fans out there. The Bouff skin at the top left was produced by Craig Sears, the one of the girls in the middle and the Emily Dunn skin at the top right were produced by Timothy, the three underneath were produced by Kam Wah and the bottom four were produced by Mark J Strange. Cheers guys! To install them simply click on the picture below to download the skin of your choice and then place the file in your Winamp skins folder. You should then be able to select the skin from Winamps skin browser.

If you use the Yahoo! Player to play your Mp3's, CD's and video clips you may be interested in this Bits skin for the player which was sent in by Timothy. The skin will cover the main player, browser and playlist windows with Bits type imagery. Click HERE or on the pic below to download the Bits Yahoo! player skin.

And while we're in the wacky world of Yahoo! utilities how would you like a Bouff skin for the Yahoo! Messenger? This one which is complete with various fetching pics of the lovely Emily Booth was produced by Biggie. Nice one! Click HERE or on the pic below to download the Bouff Yahoo! Messenger skin.

Bored with your normal browser? Well, now you can give it an injection of Bouffness thanks to this Hotbar skin which was produced by Ryan Corven. Click on the logo above for more information about the 'Hotbar' utility or click on the piccy below to download the Bouff Hotbar skin.

A neat utility for your PC from the mighty Boz here. It's basically a handy clock which features a drool inducing picture of Bouff draped across it! The clock will actually speak the time if you want it to (although not with Bouff's voice unfortunately). You can also set the alarm so you never miss your fave TV show, your tea, or, er, whatever other stuff you need to be alarmed about. Give the picture below a prod to download Boufftime for your PC (It's a 1.37mb Zip file).

Ever fancied throwing the Bits babes around the ring in Smackdown 2 on the PSX? Now you can do just that thanks to these 'Create a Wrestler' guides produced by Stu Little. Simply download the three text files (stored in a handy single Zip file) and then follow each guide to unleash the wrath of Alex, Emily and Bouff in the game.

Click here to download the Smackdown 2 'Bits Babes' guides!