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But that's not all!! This section also features some coolio custom produced Bits Music Remixes for you to boogie on down to. If YOU have produced a thumping Bits mix which you would like to have included in this section then why not bung it to me via email ... ! In return you will receive FAME and GLORY ... Well, erm, a credit on this page actually! (Please don't email me any huge WAV's! An Mp3 will do fine ... Ta!)
As this page is now pretty damn big you can now click on the
Bits Title Themes & Jingles
To play the sounds simply click on the name of the one you want to hear from the list below and your default audio player should load up and do the business. WOT NO WAV'S?! I've been asked if there are WAV versions of these sound files and the answer to that is YES - if you know your way around Winamp. To convert Mp3's to Wav's load up Winamp and hit CTRL-P to bring up the PREFERENCES. Now find the PLUG-INS options and click on OUTPUT. Select NULLSOFT DISK WRITER PLUG-IN (and give it a directory to store the WAV files if it asks). Now when you play an Mp3 it will save it to disk as a WAV rather than play it as an audio file. Don't forget to change the options back to NULLSOFT WAVEOUT PLUG-IN when you have finished!! One last thing before you go and immerse yourselves in all the Bits audio files ... I'd just like to thank 'Kam Wah' helped out with this section of the Bits Grab Fest. He contributed some cool audio grabs, produced some funky Bits music remixes and also did some audio grabs from 'The Bits They Didn't Want You To See' for this section. Cheers mate! |
The 'Bits' theme (456kb)
The file is a tad large but it's worth it for this beautifully clear recording of the 30 second Bits theme tune.
We're talking high quality stereo stuff here people! The Bits theme was produced by 'Digital Music Design'.
The 'Bits' theme (Series 4) (507kb)
Here's the brand spanking new Bits theme from series 4 which features swearing and destruction
from the girls. (Yay!) The all-important "Beward Coward" has been bolted on the end too. Neat!
The 'Bits' jingle (53kb)
This is a rather brief (3 second!) burst of the Bits theme which is used at
various points in each episode (to announce the start of each feature).
Beware Coward! (18kb)
This is the only non-mp3 audio file in this section (it's a WAV). The 'Beware Coward'
sample was originally featured in the 'Sinistar' coin-op which is where I got this sample
(courtesy of MAME). I had to adjust the pitch slightly so it matched the one in the Bits theme.
A big fat b*stard in a red suit (36kb)
Here's an interesting description of Father Christmas from Aleks. (Chortle!)
A dodgy b*stard at the door (44kb)
Aleks is talking about the 'SSX' snowboarding game for the PS2 here.
Antisocial b*stards (55kb)
Here's Aleks discussing (or should I say "ranting about") driving games! Hehe!
Any of that SH*TE! (23kb)
Excellent use of the word SH*TE from Aleks here. She sounds miffed!
Bada bing bada boom (32kb)
Here's Aleks winding up her review of Pizza Connection 2 ... (Pizza Connection?!?!)
Bend over buckaroo (45kb)
Aleks is asking you to .... DO WHAT?! Hehe!
Blood becomes one with the pavement (31kb)
Here's a sample of Aleks taken from 'The Bits They Didn't Want You To See'.
Bond with Breasts (28kb)
A great line from Aleks who tells you to stay at home and play with yourself. Erm!
Bouffy gets her tips out (28kb)
Note that Aleks had to emphasise the word TIPS here! Hehe!
Cacked our pants (36kb)
Here's Aleks talking about some particularly scary aliens ... !
Couldn't give a cats p*ss about (113kb)
I don't think Aleks is too fond of the person she's writing this Chrimbo card to!
Cream upwards of 600 per level! (69kb)
Check out the evil laughter from Aleks at the end of this sound clip! Mwahaha!
Damn I'm good! (8kb)
Aleks was actually quoting Duke Nukem here ... But damn, she's still good!
Does my bum look big in this? (28kb)
Here's Aleks worrying about the size of her butt!
Duffle bag sized thrills (33kb)
Duffle bag? An unusal metaphor from Aleks here (with good use of the word CACK!)
Dynasty Warriors number 2 (37kb)
All Aleks had to say was "Dynasty Warriors number 2" ... But can she
do it normally? Er, no. "Hoooyyyaaaaeaaiiiieeeaaauuuaaaaiii!!!!"
Fiddled with the vocal track (28kb)
Here's Aleks having her vocal track fiddled with. (OO-ER!)
Flaky layers of pants (62kb)
Here's Aleks at the start of the show complete with a "lovely girl
on the cello" (to quote James Bond) in the background. Classy!
Get outta here! (10kb)
Aleks finally has enough of having the camera and crew in her face.
But then again, she WAS sat on the toilet at this moment in time!
Ginger's Secrets (#1) (154kb)
Aleks didn't get off to a good start with her appearance on Ginger's Secrets!
Ginger's Secrets (#2) (670kb)
Ginger's interview with Aleks was well up to her usual standards (Hehe!)
Ginger's Secrets (#3) (259kb)
And here's the aftermath of the interview ... !
God creates man (115kb)
Here's Aleks talking about how God creates man who
creates God and destroys God ... Erm! Or something.
Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye! (139kb)
Here's Aleks announcing the end of the world ... Blimey!
He wants to be left alone, dammit! (33kb)
Kudos to Aleks for the splendid use of 'P*ss off' in this clip!
Hold on to your pants! (10kb)
Anything involving the word 'pants' (in an underpant,
rather than trouser sense) gets the thumbs up from me!
Hweeaayy! (9kb)
Here's a brief bit of oddness from Aleks ... "Hweeaayy!"
I can hear you scream (52kb)
In space Aleks can hear me scream ... Er, or something!
I'm a sexy b*stard! (17kb)
The title says it all really (even though Aleks wasn't actually talking about herself!)
I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! (14kb)
Here's how Aleks reacted to seeing her little vector
'Asteroids' ship being blown to smithereens!
It would be called a scone (93kb)
Here's Aleks doing that fine old cake joke ... The old ones are still the best!
It's a beat 'em up! (CLANGG!!)
It's funny Aleks should say "beat 'em up" - because she does
actually beat Em(ily D) up in this classic scene from Bits!
It's always the minions that get shat on (14kb)
Aleks describing what happens to all the gumby minions in life.
Jiggery-pokery (78kb)
Here's Aleks talking about whether the PlayStation 2 will be able to cope with Munch's Oddysee.
Kick the sh*t out of one another (58kb)
Here's Aleks talking about Tekken Tag Tournament on the PS2.
Kiss your ass goodbye! (11kb)
Some sage advice from Aleks here for when it looks like the game is over ...
Kenz designed a website just for this competition (33kb)
Aleks is talking about the webpage I made for the geek compo!
(If you want to check out my geek-page then click HERE).
Linford with turbo chargers stuck to his bum! (47kb)
Aleks finds an interesting way to describe the speed and smoothness of a Dreamcast game!
Long walk off a short pier (58kb)
Aleks tells you where to go if you are looking for depth. (Hehe!)
One tough bitch! (22kb)
Aleks enthusing about, erm, a tough bitch!
Oh yes! (12kb)
Aleks sounds like she's enjoying herself here ... !
Posing as Emily Booth (89kb)
Aleks mentions Bouff's "appearance" in 'SSX' on the PS2 here.
Right trollops, let's get outa here! (16kb)
Not quite sure why I sampled this baby. I just liked it
when Aleks called the other girls "trollops". Hehe!
Sarcastic b*stards (113kb)
Here's Aleks talking about 'Escape from Monkey Island' ...
Saucy games (65kb)
Blimey! It sounds like Aleks is getting ready to play some saucy games!
Sex, drugs and violence (89kb)
I shouldn't really go sticking your nose into those things Aleks!
Shißer! (40kb)
I dread to think what Aleks just said here!
Shrapnel in their asses (46kb)
Thanks to the 'AvatarMe' process Aleks can now blow away the other Bits girls (fnar).
Space Invaders (36kb)
Aleks talking about Space Invaders complete with
the classic coin-op noises in the background!
Stroker on the Commodore 64 (200kb)
Not exactly the finest piece of C64 software in the world - but
any mention of the beige breadbin gets the thumbs up from me!
Stuff your still warm knickers down their throats (84kb)
Here's Aleks telling you what to do if you've had enough of the festive season!
That's it ... That's it ... Oh yes! (49kb)
A strange (but nonetheless amusing) sample of Aleks here!
The transition between tight bitch and easy lay (42kb)
A rather unusual way of describing the differences
between the PC and Dreamcast from Aleks here.
The great outdoors (38kb)
I don't think Aleks is the 'outdoorsey' type somehow!
These little saracstic b*stards ... (81kb)
You actually get TWO b*stards for the price of one here - how's THAT for value?!
Video game, video game, video game ... (85kb)
Is there more to life than video games? Not according to Aleks!
What you want is BOOBS! (58kb)
Here's Aleks enthusing about bouncing boobs and cleavage ... ! *drool!*
Who cares if our hero has breasts? (30kb)
Aleks speaks out about breast wielding game characters!
(Which I don't have a problem with, I might add!)
Yeah!! Sex!! (33kb)
Here's a classic sample of Aleks who sounds like she should
be wearing a Rik Mayall type expression when she said this!
You can't kill me! (20kb)
It was this line from Aleks which gave me the idea to produce a Bits voicepack
for the game 'Unreal Tournament'. What an excellent taunt this will make!
You disgusting bitch! (33kb)
Aleks actually sneezed on a clone of herself here. Bizarre!
You shat yourself ... (46kb)
Prepare for the return of the turtle-head! Classic quote!
You smell (6kb)
Here's an extremely brief clip of Aleks saying "you smell!"
(Well, it might come in handy for SOMETHING ... Erm!)
You were screwed! (11kb)
This one speaks for itself, really!
Your bulging buttocks (67kb)
Aleks describes the beauty of the video game!
Persuasion (Eileen Daly & Emily Booth) (4.14mb) 
Here's the single which Bouff produced with Eileen Daly in 1998 for their
brief dabble in the music world with their band 'Jezebel'. Well done to
Rob for finding this track lurking deep in the bowels of the Internet!
The Bits birthday song (126kb)
Having burst out of a large cake (as you do) Bouff proceeded to
do a little musical number to celebrate the 50th edition of Bits.
Big Spender (Bouff on Night Fever!) (901kb)
A totally whopping file for a TWO MINUTE Mp3 of Bouff singing! This was from
her splendid appearance on the not-so-splendid Channel 5 show 'Night Fever'.
Aaaaahhh!! SQUELCH! (59kb)
Bouff is actually giving birth here! Blimey!
Aaaaaiiii-yah! (89kb)
Here's Bouff giving a fish a damn good splattering. (OO-ER!)
Aleks wets her pants! (21kb)
CHORTLE!! Bouff describes what will be happening in the show.
Another frickin' missing game! (65kb)
Here's Bouff talking about Max Payne ...
Artificial Intelligence (43kb)
I only sampled this due to the cute way Bouff says "Baii the weey" at the end!
Bad ass daddy (34kb)
Here's Bouffy starting her Driver 2 review ... You dig?
Big b*stard guns (33kb)
Check out how Bouff describes futuristic weaponry ...
"Big b*stard guns from the future!" (Chortle!)
Big 'ucking guns (45kb)
Blimey! Bouff certainly seems to have a 'thing' for big weapons! (Guffaw!)
Bitch keeps drowning! (34kb)
Sounds like Bouff is having trouble playing Tomb Raider here!
Boring! (20kb)
Here's a, errrrm, really exciting (?) sample of Bouff saying 'Boring'.
But that's good! (23kb)
Dunno why I sampled this, it just tickled me! It's Bouff
being amused by the tits on that body building bloke!
Classic karaoke comedy (119kb)
Bouff is joking about karaoke here (ironically, she
appears on the 'Night Fever' karaoke show! *grin!*)
Cloth touching poo! (45kb)
Listen to the way Bouff says "poo" here!! HOOT!
Cock your load at this! (22kb)
Looks like Bouff has been drinking that innuendo juice again (fnar!)
Damn Right! (7kb)
Can you guess what Bouff says here ... ? "Damn right!"
DIE DREAMCAST DIE!! (22kb)
Ever wondered what it would sound like to put a sledgehammer
through a Dreamcast? Here's your chance to find out!
Dishing the shit that counts (14kb)
A bit of swearing from Bouffy. Whoops, how did THAT sneak onto my site?!
Don't go there! (14kb)
Looks like Bouff thinks something was NOT a good idea!
Do Not Sleep! (176kb)
A sample of Bouff taken from, surprisingly enough, the
Do Not Sleep night (complete with the music jingle too!)
Emily with some really sh*te games (29kb)
I hope Father Christmas doesn't bring me any of THESE games ... !
Fashion Bypass (207kb)
Here's Bouff reacting to the scary 80's pic of her that was
shown on Night Fever. (Thanks to Kam Wah for this mp3).
Festering in Emily's pants ... (56kb)
Here's Bouff talking about something that has been festering in Emily's pants. (Fnarr!)
Goodbye! (10kb)
You are the weakest link ... Goodbye!
Hardcore Pacman fans (54kb)
Are there REALLY hardcore Pacman fans out there? I'm scared!
Hedonism ... Here we come! (36kb)
Bouff is on a one way trip to pleasuresville here - er, or something!
He's big ... He's green (86kb)
You see the guy who Emily is talking about here ... He's your best
mate he is. You go drinking down the pub with him you do. (Guffaw!!)
I killed nineteen old men! (88kb)
Bouff is talking about jogging with no bra on here!
(Which conjures up a rather magnificent image!)
I'm not happy (22kb)
Here's a short clip of Bouff saying she's not happy.
I'm p**sed off with this now! (12kb)
Looks like something has got well and truly on Bouff's wick!
In space no one can hear you scream (47kb)
Bouff recites the line of blurb given to the first classic Alien film.
I want porn on Christmas morn! (78kb)
Here's Bouffy's Christmas wish list! (Hehe!)
Into the groove (Bouff on Night Fever!) (1.68mb)
Here's Bouff doing her magnificent Madonna solo on
Night Fever. (Thanks to Kam Wah for this mp3).
Lard arse pathetic pishers! (57kb)
Bouff certainly has an interesting way of rallying the troops!
Leave me alone! (68kb)
Sounds like Bouffy is getting pasted on Quake 3 here!
Me so Hornby! (21kb)
YESS!! It's that CLASSIC line from Bouff! Hehe!
Phwoar! (13kb)
Bouff is looking up a blokes kilt here. Yeek!
Playing Daley Thompson on my Spectrum (39kb)
Bouffy enjoys a retro moment thinking about the halcyon days
of playing Daley Thompsons Decathlon on the Speccy!
Playing with yourself ... (51kb)
Bouff warns you what could happen if you play with yourself!
Plug in and strap on! (46kb)
Here's Bouff talking about the ultimate gaming peripheral that the girls invented!
Poodle p*ss (45kb)
Here's Bouff being a drill instructor (fnar!) ordering the other girls around.
Oh yeah, nice one, very funny! (21kb)
Bouff realises the person at the other end of the phone
has been tricking her (in Simpsons crank call stylie!)
Our rather rude top 5 (31kb)
Something rather rude on Bits? Now there's a first! (Hehe!)
Rather large pair of bongo's! (22kb)
Large pair of bongo's eh? Hehe! As well as Bouff talking about them this clip actually featured
Aleks playing with her bongo's too. (And none of that sounded rude at all. Honest!)
Respect goes out to the Kenz (15kb)
Yep, it's a tad self indulgent but hey, can you blame me?!
Rude compo entry (Part 1) (105kb)
Here's Bouff reading out a rude compo entry featuring lots of pervy game names!
Rushing your tits off (51kb)
There's just something strangely appealing about Bouff saying 'tits!' Hehe!
See ya tonight then! (92kb)
Whoops! Bouff gets her lines a bit wrong here!
She is so rude (23kb)
I say! Bouff sounds rather posh here, what? ;)
Soluble underwear (209kb)
Bouff is talking about her "soluble underwear" here. And if
THAT doesn't make you download the file I don't know what will!
So no twats wasting everybody's time (18kb)
Here's Bouff talking about the guy (or should that be
TWAT?) who lost the map in Blair Witch Project.
Sprouts!! (125kb)
A chat with the Vidz boys somehow turns into a SPROUT FIGHT!
Start speaking in tongues (38kb)
Bouff does an, erm, interesting impression of a Star Trek alien here. Hehe!
Steady on old boy! (16kb)
This sample will be perfect for a "you've shot someone on
your own team" type moment for Unreal Tournament!
Sweetheart! Your dinner's on the table (27kb)
This is a perfectly innocent (and quite sweet) quote from
Bouff - with an ominous knife "shiing" noise at the end!
That's disgusting! (47kb)
Sounds like the Vidz boys are impressing Bouff! (Hehe!)
The arse of the beast (79kb)
Bouffy is talking about the rear end of the PS2 here. (As you do!)
The best computer games ... (20kb)
A bit of rather excited enthusing from Bouff here.
The grand circle of life (52kb)
Here's Bouff saying how we like to p*ss off the grand circle of life! (Erm!)
They let out this pained groan ... (31kb)
Here's Bouff talking about the rude sounds that the Resident Evil zombies make!
This pussy will be purring (33kb)
There's probably a rude pussy gag I could do here but I won't ... !
This week we were most impressed with Kenz! (27kb)
OH MY GOD!! Bouff is talking about ME here! *Swoon!*
Time now for something mucky (16kb)
OO-ER! What DO you have in mind, Bouff?
Too much friction in the bush (34kb)
Bouff was talking about Lara sliding down a rope at this point. Hehe!
Twat your opponent (18kb)
Yep, in Powerstone 2 you don't just HIT your opponents. You TWAT them!
You can shoot your load (62kb)
Here's Bouff having a 'Miss Moneypenny' moment!
You cannot be serious! (16kb)
Here's Bouff not doing all that well at tennis!
That's not very sportsmanlike! (14kb)
This is Bouff's response to having a tennis ball blasted THROUGH her stomach!
Waaaay! (13kb)
Bouff is actually playing with her pair of coconuts here ... (!)
Was that right up your arse?! (127kb)
Here's an EXTREMELY dodgy sound clip sampled right from the
end of a show! (You just can't take these girls anywhere!)
We asked you to dip your wick ... (30kb)
Pervy imaginations? Us Bits viewers? Surely not! (Hehe!)
Welcome back to Bits! (41kb)
After a Poltergeist-esque start Bouffy welcomes you back to Bits!
What about Boxing Day? (58kb)
Bouff asks the Vidz boys if there's anything good happening on Boxing Day ... !
What kind of knickers are you wearing? (36kb)
Here's Bouff asking just that very question! (OO-ER!)
Where the hell do pigeons go when they die? (19kb)
Hmm, now there's a good question. Where DO they go? Pigeon Street maybe?
Whipped off their labcoats (67kb)
Here's Bouffy talking about the ORIGINAL name of the PSX *BEFORE* it was
called the PlayStation. (And check out the way she pronounces it! Hehe!)
Wiggy Wiggy Waah! (8kb)
Here's a cute little audio clip from Bouffy!
You cheeky slags! (20kb)
A classic line from Bouff (complete with flatulence in the background!)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (21kb)
A bit of a loud noise from Emily D here!
A craving for birds (67kb)
Here's Emily talking about the bloke in Vampire Masquerade.
And the Nun says ... (67kb)
Here's the punchline - now all we need is the rest of the joke!
Arse like an airbag (33kb)
Emily D describes what could happen if you sit on your arse for too long!
Back into the vault (69kb)
Here's Emily D about to unearth some more rude Bits for ya.
Beating the b*stards into submission (23kb)
Some more harsh language from Emily Newton Dunn! Omm!
Booty bounty (44kb)
An interesting way of describing the compo prizes from Emily here.
Bouff will be getting her fingers all fishy (37kb)
Dare I ask HOW Bouff will be getting her fingers all fishy? (Fnar!)
Burly blokes beat the sh*t out of each other (45kb)
Don't mince your words Emily, say what you really mean ... ! Chortle!
Bol**cks!! (9kb)
Have you ever heard the word "Bol**cks" delivered
with quite this much gusto before? Nor me! Hehe!
Bouff ... You're disturbed! (24kb)
Emily makes a startling discovery about Bouff here ... !
Bugger! (6kb)
Not quite as harsh but amusing nonetheless!
Can you feel it? Can you? (60kb)
Can I feel what ... ? An impending competition? Oh yes!
Come on baby! Vroom!! (35kb)
Sounds like Emily is slightly getting into Gran Turismo 3!
Dodgy videogames ... (23kb)
Here's a brief sample of Emily saying "dodgy videogames"!
D'OH!! (82kb)
A classic Homer-esque D'OH from Emily here!
Enough of all this drivel (25kb)
Here's Emily moving the show swiftly on ...
Give less of a sh*t (44kb)
Wise words from Emily here who is explaining that going to the
bog is more imortant than saving your game. Er, or something!
Go on! Bugger off! (13kb)
Another classic line from the Dunnster here ... !
Going down! (28kb)
Here's when Emily shoved Bouffs face into a cake!
It's just pervy ping-pong, Aleks! (61kb)
Here's Emily talking about tennis (complete with gasps from the girls at the end!)
Interactive sleaze (62kb)
Don't go there Emily!! Oh dear, she went there.
I vant to suck on your ... (49kb)
Almost a slip of the tongue from Emily here - OOOOO-EEEERR!!!!! HEHE!
Knicker elastic (77kb)
Emily talks about being hung above a field of sewage by her
knicker elastic. (Now THAT conjures up a strange image!)
Let's take a look at some of this weeks beauties (24kb)
Emily prepares to check out some the GeekWatch entries ...
Lovely! (7kb)
The lovely Emily Dunn saying 'lovely' in a lovely kind of way ...
Mislaid a vibrator up his arse (50kb)
Here's Emily talking about the mad police chief from 'Jet Set Radio'.
Nyahahahahaharr! (66kb)
Some splendid evil laffter from the Dunnster here!
Oooh! (11kb)
Here's a tiny little 'Oooh!' from Emily D!
Oo! Nice! (15kb)
Looks like something has met with the approval of Emily here.
Pants! (5kb)
I love the word "pants" and have done since the days of (dare I say it)
GamesMaster! (Dominik Diamond used to say it around 40 times a show!)
Parappa the Rapper (50kb)
Here's an odd clip of Emily talking about Parappa the Rapper. "Aaiii wickeeeed!"
Pay attention! (32kb)
Want to know what to spend your hard earned dosh on? Then listen up!
(Er, even though this mp3 doesn't actually tell you ... !)
Pokémon ... Now let that be the end of it! (28kb)
Here's a sample (from The Machine) which features Pokémon being binned! Chortle!
Prepare to poo in your boots (19kb)
Hehe, Emily has a certain way with words, don't ya think?
Queen of porno gasps (32kb)
Here's Emily talking about the lovely Lara Croft (and her porno gasps!)
Ready tooooo Rumble ... 2! (50kb)
I like the way Emily drops in the 'two' at the end of this clip!
Reality and virtuality ... (51kb)
The lines between reality and virtuality are blurring says a virtually real Emily here.
Rude compo entry (Part 2) (127kb)
Some more pervy games names - this time read out by Emily D.
Sh*t about to hit the shinola (23kb)
Here's another gem from sweary babe Emily Dunn!
Spit it out! (20kb)
Emily was tring to make a possessed Bouff throw up a control pad here. (As you do!)
Super cop shooter Max Payne (81kb)
I just liked the way Emily said 'guru' here!
THAT Pokémon quote!! (24kb)
A *classic* bit of swearing from Emily D here!!
(Don't listen if you are a Pokémon fan though!)
That were right tasty! (28kb)
Here's Emily ogling Gran Turismo 3 on the PS2.
Time now for Aleks to get her kit off (19kb)
WOW! Did Aleks really get her kit off I hear you all cry! Sadly, she didn't.
Thou shalt not lie about crap games! (41kb)
Somehow I don't think THIS was one of the ten commandments!
'Ray Crisis' review (137kb)
Emily D is talking about the 'Ray Crisis' game here. KILL KILL KILL!!!
(Thanks to Rick Tanner for this mp3!)
Used cows for sale (33kb)
Great! If I ever need any used cows I'll know who to ask. (Erm!)
Say w*nker ... MEOW! (23kb)
A bit of an odd line from Emily Dunn here!!
Welcome to 'Where the frick is that game?' (96kb)
Here's Emily announcing the start of the cool 'Where the frick
is that game' feature - complete with the jingle at the end!
We got a bit pi**ed last night (60kb)
Here's Emily talking about the Bits competition question! *grin!*
Well done Kenz! (62kb)
Emily is congratulating me for coming second in the
GeekWatch compo here. Hehe! Cheers, me dear!
We're MAD for it!! (340kb)
Here's Emily going slightly 'chicken oriental' in the street and ranting about RAGE!
What really annoys me about people who play computer games (414kb)
This is a lengthy speech from emily (in 'voxpop' mode) about people who play computer games.
Who cares? (17kb)
If you ever needed a sample of Emily Dunn saying 'Who cares?' then you're in luck! Cos here's one.
Whooooaaarrrrr! (18kb)
This is part of the 'Are you gonna get naked?' mp3 featured below - but as I liked
Emily's gurgling 'Whooooaaarrrrr!' so much I've made it a separate mp3 too!
Who really gives a sh*t? (21kb)
Emily getting straight to the point here ... !
Woohoo! (7kb)
Here's a happy little sound from Emily Dunn.
You love it! (17kb)
Emily attempts to make the ECTS awards sound more exciting than they probably were!
You useless waste of space! (30kb)
Emily is getting rid of some rubbish in her normal restrained way here ... !
You're a geezah! (40kb)
Emily is talking about 'Grand Theft Auto' here.
(I like the "What a hoot" at the end!)
You're watching booowwaark Bits! (31kb)
Here's Emily at the start of the show (complete with chicken impression!)
You've been fricktastic! (28kb)
Emily thanks Aleks and Bouff for playing 'Where the frick is that game?'
You've got a pretty fly game going on! (14kb)
Hehe, I've not heard the term 'fly' applied to anything
for a good while. (er, apart from flies that is!)
2001 Theme (140kb)
A stirring rendition of the 2001 theme from the girls here.
A certain shade of poo (78kb)
This bizarre mp3 features awful carol singing from the girls
AND the words "poo" and "wee" ... ! Harsh stuff! (Hehe!)
Beware Cowards! (Emily & Bouff) (11kb)
Emily D and Bouffy proclaim the classic show trademark!
Bits Retrox (The Emily Smash Mix!) (179kb)
Here's the girls playing the FeekZoid track I sent them on CD
(complete with some, er, remixing at the end by Emily! Hehe!)
Dodgy sounds from the girls (28kb)
You don't want to know what the girls were doing here ... !
Everyone's gone retro raving! (94kb)
I couldn't resist sampling this cos the girls mentioned the mighty Commodore 64!!
GeekWatch UK Theme (151kb)
Here's a twangy GeekWatch theme performed by the
Bits girls. (I shouldn't give up your day jobs! Hehe!)
GWOK!! (Aleks, Emily & Bouff) (10kb)
Styler has pointed out that this mp3 should be called 'GWUK' (which stands for Geek
Watch UK) but I've decided to keep it as 'GWOK' cos that's what it sounds like! :)
Ho Ho Bloody Ho! (Bouff & Aleks) (74kb)
More festive fun and frolics from the girls here (without the
Savage music in the background - Obscure private gag!)
Just plain insane (82kb)
Here's the girls asking about your current state of mind (mine can be filed under 'clinically strange'!)
Nooooooooooooooooo!!! (Bouff & Emily) (38kb)
Here's how Bouff reacted when Aleks walked in front
of the screen while she was playing a game!
oooOOOooo!!! (18kb)
Here's a neat, erm, 'impressed' type noise from the girls!
Our man Styler (211kb)
Here's Styler getting his well deserved moment of glory on Bits!
Ow! Hmm ... Oi Oi! (57kb)
Here's the classic noises emitted by the girls (well, mainly
Emily Dunn!) during a multiplayer gaming moment.
Series four ending (93kb)
Here's an mp3 of the girls observing their own mad antics at the end of the
final show from series four (which features the world TROLLOPS! Yaaay!)
Shagadelic Baby! (11kb)
Aleks and Bouff enjoy an 'Austin Powers' moment here!
(Thanks to The Machine for this sound clip).
Smile if you had sex last night ... (Emily & Bouff) (36kb)
Emily and Bouff shout at the boring blokes collecting their awards at ECTS.
They're just too crazy! (52kb)
Here's how Emily and Bouff reacted to the South African software charts!
Urgh! (17kb)
Sounds like something has grossed out the girls here.
Woooooww! (Aleks & Bouff) (12kb)
Aleks and Bouff sound REALLY impressed here. Honest!
You cheated, man! (60kb)
Aleks is having a rant at a green space alien Bouff
creature here (who emits a CLASSIC little noise!)
You gonna get naked? (Bouff & Emily) (78kb)
A *classic* moment from the show when the girls
are playing 'The Sims' (featuring themselves!)
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! (Aleks & Bouff) (66kb)
Some fine Michael Caine impressions from the girls which start to go a bit wrong!
You're watching Bits! (Bouff, Emily & Aleks - in that order) (27kb)
Here's the girls at the start of a show. I thought it was about
time I had a sample of all of them together. (Fnarr!)
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